I just had a fun old time

[Signal 12]

Well, i'm up for two or so days so I decide to roll with Chris (Jericho) to his finanace class. Basically, I called out the teacher on everything he said and the mo fo though i was actually a student. Heh. I'll let Chris elaborate.

Mike

[Jeffro]

you went to a class that your not enrolled in?

you must have been bored as shit?

you won't find me near another school ever again.

[jlaw]

This I've gotta hear. Post up, Chris!

[Slush]

Originally posted by evolve
This I've gotta hear. Post up, Chris!

he's in detention

[4.6MBG]

Originally posted by evolve
This I've gotta hear. Post up, Chris!

[Jericho574]

Aight here we go....

I pick him up at 9:15am so naturally he has a Natty Ice in hand. We park and get out on the tip floor of the garage. We pass my buddies S-Factor riced out Maxima, and he stands there staring in a utter disgust. He puts his beer down behind the car and we make our way to class.
Along the way we are discussing how no one wants to be bothered at 9 in the morning. He is talking to pretty much every co-ed we pass, some were nice, others didnt recognize his existence. One however was quite funny. He asks for a notebook to look like he is actually going to class. I gave him one and he sees this Freshmen girl. He approaches her like so:

Mike: Excuse me ms. but would you happen to be taking psychology2012?
Girl: (looking scared as hell) yyyyees
Mike: :) oh really? Well i am conducting an experiement in that class on who has the hottest legs in all of FSU
Girl: (Looking terrified) ookk
Mike: So if you could give me your name and number, thatd be great

Eventually he got her name but that was about it. I think the shock of being hit on by a Senior was too much for her.

Then we pass a black lawn maintainence worker with a leaf blower. Mike goes up and dances in front of him for a sec, givces him a pound, and then throws out his arms and yells "Blow me!!!"
The guy was laughing and turned the leaf blower onto him and came over to me with a big smile. I told him he just got blown by a black man lol
Finally we reach my class and we sit down. He goes right back to talking to EVERY girl and having fun. Class starts. Mike (still drunk) looks as though he is seriously consentrating, taking dilligent notes etc...
He then starts asking many questions, and also answering questions the teachers asks. For example to answer was "the rate changes" so Mike yells out "SHIT changes" and the teacher continues "thats right the rate changes" meanwhile the entire class is in histarics.
Eventually he brings up funny points. Keep in mind this class is entirely based upon facts and figures. Mike is talking about how thats BS and sometimes you got to go with your gut instinct.

The teacher had a response (to one of his ?'s) of "did you get the criteria i gave out yesterday?"
Mike: I'm sorry but no....this is my first day

Even the girls behind me asked where i got him from, however, they did say to bring him more often because he is hilarious.

On the way out Mike is furious over the teacher thinking this class in any way valid. He bitching to people that just came out and lol they all agreed with him. Right b4 we head home, he passes by that same Maxima and picks up his beer (thats been sitting out in the hot sun for over an hour) and finishes chugging it and then we head home

All in all it was a fun hour

[01COBRA]

LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN.

[Jeffro]

Originally posted by Jericho574
Then we pass a black lawn maintainence worker with a leaf blower. Mike goes up and dances in front of him for a sec, givces him a pound, and then throws out his arms and yells "Blow me!!!"
The guy was laughing and turned the leaf blower onto him and came over to me with a big smile. I told him he just got blown by a black man lol




classic 8)

[brandboZ28]

Thats some funny stuff. Way to go Mike.

[redmach1]

Mike, you are fucking awesome, man. Funny shit. Where is the video? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Signal 12]

good times. School rules :twisted:

oh yeah, i was rocking out the "your import sucks" t all day too 8)