Lessons from Med Students

[slmdLS1]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=67019

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[Cruizer]

These are awesome.

[HeavyChevy3800]

It's amazing the stupid stuff some people do.

[tedness]

Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.


4) Don't road surf on the top of a moving stickshift car driven by your younger sibling with a learner's permit.

nice...

[Injected1]

if the two dudes live in YOUR city, don't sit out on your front porch reading the bible and minding your own business at 2 AM unless you are praying to be shot


Latex paint, despite being thick and creamy, does not coat your stomach and provide the same relief as pepto bismol.


these are awesome

[coonbottom]

3) Don't swerve your Suzuki Samari to avoid hitting a squirrel in the middle of the road.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Injected1]

don't allow someone with a known poorly controlled seizure disorder to perform oral sex on you...
enough said...

ouch

[Injected1]

the painless chancre of primary syphilis, the cauliflower-like growths of HPV, the blisters of herpes, and the urethral discharge of gonorrhea/chlamydia can, indeed, all exist on a single penis.

the owner of the above penis presented with a chief complaint of "cuts on my dick"...........hmmm

WOW....:leg:

[Injected1]

For X

If you come into the ER with a chief complaint of "Falling down because I'm drunk" don't cause a scene 20 minutes later when we tell you you're too drunk to sign yourself out AMA.