Funny thing at Winn Dickies

[jess]

This morning around 10:00 a.m. me and Bryan go to Winn-Dickies to get a paper, we happen to run in to Mike... with no shirt on...and drunk as shit. He was still awake and drunk from the night before. He basically got thrown out of Winn-Dickies, for having no shirt and causing a scene. Bryan walked in and Mike was yelling very loud about how they wouldn't serve him because of him having no shirt. Then he walks outside and yells at everyone that walks by that they would not serve him. I call him over to my car and as he is walking over a old man walks up to us and starts telling Mike that he looked like a jerk inside. Well, that pissed Mike off, he starts to tell the man he was an ass hole and they get in a argument. Mike says to him, "what are you going to punch me now?" the guys says no, and calls him an ass hole again, well now Mike is realllllly pissed and tries to explain to the guy he was a young college kid that was having a little fun, then he tells the guy it must have sucked to grow up in the 50's and then Mike starts dancing and says..."Hey look at me, I'm ELVIS".

There was more, but that's good enough. It was VERY FUNNY!! MIke, you are hilarious!

[Bryan02TA]

it was funny as shit!! :lol:

[IUP99snake]

was it the one by his apartments? hahahahahaha

i went with him on one of his "morning trips" there once.

we were both drunk, and there were some very hilarious situations...

-Homer

[Bryan02TA]

yes it was, he was walking with another friend of his...........no way he could have driven!

[99mustang]

that is the funiest thing i've ever heard

[brandboZ28]

Only Mike!!!:lol:

[redmach1]

:lol:

[Jericho574]

lol, i found out a kid in one of my classes was in that infamous finance class that I took Mike to. He didnt know that I was the one that brought him and he started telling me about the drunk kid that came to class. I got a big smile and got to tell how i was the guy who brought him!

[brandboZ28]

Kinda off topic but I think Mikes roommate that got caught chokin the chicken just started working with me and T:lol:

[Jericho574]

Make sure he washes his hands always :)

[97MattGT]

well that's lovely. Cuz right after Mike comes to my place and starts pounding on the fucking door at like 10:30 or something in the morning. I was asleep and he woke me up, so that kinda pissed me off, but then i heard him babbling some kind of jibberish and he sounded fucked up beyond normal, so i just chuckled and went back to sleep. 8)

[Signal 12]

That old guy, huh. Fun stuff, I started drinking the day before at 3:00pm.

Bo: yeah, bobby works there now. :lol:

Matt: sorry bout that dude.

Mike

[pendrgn]

what, no video... could have gone with the hot sauce... :)

[Greg Kulbick]

Matt, its faster thAn Greg, not then. Just like I'm slower thAn you when you use slicks.

[Signal 12]

Does it really matter slicks or not? Faster is faster, eh? All is fair in war and drag racin. 8)

[97MattGT]

Originally posted by FL Zinc
Matt, its faster thAn Greg, not then. Just like I'm slower thAn you when you use slicks.


oh, so sorry. You were still on drag radials though, so it's not that big of a difference. :P

[Greg Kulbick]

Yeah, I really am a shitty driver. That's why I want slicks, just rev and dump. Weeeeeeeee.

[97MattGT]

Originally posted by FL Zinc
Yeah, I really am a shitty driver. That's why I want slicks, just rev and dump. Weeeeeeeee.


wish that would work for me....... :???:

[Greg Kulbick]

As long as I'm faster than Bo, I don't care.

[brandboZ28]

Originally posted by FL Zinc
As long as I'm faster than Bo, I don't care. :finger: I just bought a cam

The nieghbors are gonna hate me:lol:

[Greg Kulbick]

I think they already don't like us much.