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J8127
07-06-2006, 10:28 AM
New York Times, July 6th 2006
by Jayson Blair

Death At The Hands Of Bush?

On July 5th, the American Cancer Society confirmed that President George W. Bush has, in fact cured cancer. However, senate minority Nancy Pelosi, in a speech to the San Fransisco Man-Boy Love association, attacked the Bush administration for failing to find a cure for sickle cell anemia. "Bush campaigned on the promise that he was a uniter, not a divider. Yet obviously he does not want to unite with the African American community, who is at the greatest rick for sickle cell anemia".

Jessie Jackson is reportedly organizing a Million Man March on Washington D.C. for August 15th to protest the racism of President Bush. New York Senator Edward Kennedy, along with possible Presidental contender Billary Clinton, addressed the issue to citizens of Brooklyn District C5-A. "President Bush, along with the republican party, hates black people. Either he sends them to their death in Iraq on a lie, or he kills them with a terrible disease" Kennedy said. "There is a vast right-wing conspiricy to eliminate African Americans from the United States. I see traces of Hitler and the Nazi Party", Clinton shouted. A New York Times/CNN local telephone poll of citizens with pre-paid cell phones showed the Bush Job Approval rating at 3%.

Snow
07-06-2006, 11:28 AM
Now you are giving into the terrorists by posting a story from the NY Times - Off with your head!

Turbonium
07-06-2006, 11:32 AM
A New York Times/CNN local telephone poll of citizens with pre-paid cell phones showed the Bush Job Approval rating at 3%.

haha.

sstony
07-06-2006, 11:47 AM
BUSH was too late. its been well known that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer:heather20

99mustang
07-06-2006, 11:49 AM
is ther a link to the whole page, thats funny as hell

coonbottom
07-06-2006, 11:50 AM
Now you are giving into the terrorists by posting a story from the NY Times - Off with your head!
Even the NY times knows how to spell "risk"...at least..i hope.

96s10
07-06-2006, 03:21 PM
BUSH was too late. its been well known that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer:heather20

the only problem is that chuck norris never cries.