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Kinson Cook, Jr
06-11-2007, 05:47 PM
:clap:

The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young
doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had
a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep.

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know that
But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice
that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks, and believe you me, it helps me
sleep at night."

You gotta love Grandmas!

Turbonium
06-11-2007, 07:20 PM
Awesome.

Mhiggs
06-11-2007, 07:23 PM
What a little slut

TurboStutr
06-11-2007, 11:14 PM
What a little sluthaha, 16 is nothin'...my mom works in the birth place of a hospital down south and witnessed an 11 year old girl get pre-admitted to have a child...

THAT is a little slut!

4348rd
06-11-2007, 11:22 PM
need more grandma's

Patrick
06-11-2007, 11:27 PM
Yeah guys, doing 16 year olds is bad. :secret:

Mhiggs
06-12-2007, 12:19 AM
haha, 16 is nothin'...my mom works in the birth place of a hospital down south and witnessed an 11 year old girl get pre-admitted to have a child...

THAT is a little slut!

Now don't get me wrong I think sluts are awesome, but yeah kev, 11 is a little young to have a baby.

fatkid
06-12-2007, 12:32 AM
haha, 16 is nothin'...my mom works in the birth place of a hospital down south and witnessed an 11 year old girl get pre-admitted to have a child...

THAT is a little slut!
Chase just started sala-vating.

SteedaRR
06-12-2007, 04:38 PM
i love sluts, they make the world a bit nastier!!!!!

Jeffro
06-12-2007, 05:44 PM
i love sluts, they make the world a bit nastier!!!!!

didn't you always say "get 'em before the hair does"?

sick bastard!

quicksilver22
06-13-2007, 12:34 AM
she must've heard jay was in town...