NotoriousGreaseMonkey
10-12-2007, 07:11 PM
Ok so I am outside of Atlanta at Chateau Elan for a Bosch training thing. Well I went by the Mapquest directions to find the place. They said get off at this exit. So I get my happy ass off at that exit turn the way mapquest said to turn (no road signs or numbers except the exit number.) I can't find this place. We drive and drive around. Well Katt spots a sign for a local police station. So we go over our shoulders to scratch our ass to get to this police station to get directions. We pull up in the parking lot and there is one lady in the lot, she calls out to us " the police station closes at 4:30. Katt, whom I love with all my heart, Says "your fucking kidding me?" Me>> Great now she is gonna tell bubba that this woman from the city cussed at her. So I ,in my nicest voice, ask where is the nearest sherrifs office. I don't want her to know where we are stayin. She says "oh no problem go up here past the power plant on the left you can't miss it." Well we find the power plant we find the sign she described. We turn there. Its this long ass winding road. We come around the last corner.. BTW this is like 6 miles from where we met her...well we come around this last corner and there is this HUGE brand new court house. I am thinking "ok in this podunk town this doubles as the jail, courthouse and sherrifs office." I pull in and get ready to park and Katt says I don't think this is the sherrifs office.. I think its just the court house. DAMN.. ok so Its 5ish there are ppl leaving. I start to pull up to one to ask, and they pull out their cell phone. FUCK here I am in my bright red, easily identafiable truckand this woman is gonna call the cops on me. Trying to get directions so I wave and smile at her, as if that does any good ugly as I am. I see a dude walking towards his truck. I roll over and ask him where the sherrifs office is. He says, well I am going there you can follow me. AWSOME?!! The first road this guy turns on has a sign "private road official vehicles only". Ohh yea this is going well. Its another winding road in BFE that leads to ALOT of constatine wire. with this little building. OMG like dueling banjos is going off in my head. We go inside the door marked visitors and ask the lady behind the thick piece of glass if she can help us. No we have to talk to her Sgt in booking. She is new to the area. Where is booking. Go outside and the next door down. So we go out to the next door and Barney Fife helps us out. The place reeks of boiled cabbage and feet. EVERY I mean EVERY cop, jailer, office person we saw was cue ball bald. I was NEVER so happy to get back to a main road in my life.. BTW I didn't know how to get away from the jail except out the official use only road. As we are leaving the Sherrif. The head honcho is coming in. Great now I am gonna get fucked with about being on the official road. He just waves gives me the toothless grin and we go on about our business. Seriously every one was really nice to us, just not used to the place.
Chateau Elan is DA BOMB!!!!!! OMFG check it out on the web. Its everything they advertise.. 1 problem TV reception. I think they are on an outside antenna. There is plenty enough other stuff to keep us busy though.
Chateau Elan is DA BOMB!!!!!! OMFG check it out on the web. Its everything they advertise.. 1 problem TV reception. I think they are on an outside antenna. There is plenty enough other stuff to keep us busy though.