Patrick
11-03-2007, 03:22 PM
#1: It’s a pain in the ass to have to empty the pan of oil you have to keep sitting under the bike that collects all the oil that leaks out of it overnight.
#2: I'm a man, I don't need a vibrator.
#3: If it won't go over 120 mph and do the quarter mile in under 12 seconds, I might as well drive my car.
#4: These things lose nuts and bolts left and right, there is $1000 fine for littering on the highway here in the Sunshine State.
WHAT!!!!!....I couldn't hear the question over the NOIZE!!!! - is that #5
#6: Here in the US we love corners and unfortunately Harleys don’t.
#7: So you aren’t associated with the morons who buy HD because it is the Red Blooded American thing to do, by supporting an American company.
#8: $20,000 for 58hp, are you freaking kidding me???
#9: You could buy image for less + Harley accessories are cheap shit!
#10: I don’t own a truck or trailer.
#11: Because my wife is not a fat ass.
#12: Waddya mean I gotta get a tattoo???
#13: My tool box won't fit on the bike.
#14: Because I love to actually RIDE my motorcycle!
#15: I don’t want to be in Easyrider Magazine.
#16: I'm not a "Biker", I'm a "Motorcyclist" Dammit!
#17: Leather underwear sticks to my ass!
#18: My wife does not like to flash in public.
#19: Because turning gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower causes global warming.
#20: I bought my bike because I love to ride, not because I need an excuse to go to bars and drink.
#21: I ride to ride, not to play dress-up.
#22: I can find my way home without leaving an oil trial to follow.
#23: I really don't care about resale value.
#24: 40% of new Harleys and accessories are made in China.
#25: I still have all my teeth.
#26: I'm allergic to chrome trimmed ugly!
#27: I wave at other people riding on two wheels.
#28: Draggin' footboard ain't my idea of hitting the twisties hard.
#29: I'm not into tossing mopeds for distance.
#30: My H-D is worth more than I bought it for. I'd like to sell it now.
#30: I’m not willing to pay for an overpriced POS because it has sat in some yuppies garage for 10 years collecting dust.
#31: I just cant seem to find a snazzy looking enough leather vest to match my leather socks.
#32: I already have a full-time job. I cannot justify the time requirement to keep one running.
#33: I'm not interested in beads being a requirement for hot Babes to show me their hooters.
#34: I'm not interested in making the annual pilgrimage to
the Mecca (Harley plants) to pay homage to the Harley Gods.
#35: Where the hell is Sturgis, South Dakota and why the hell would I want to go there?
#36: All Harley drags!!?? This is gonna take all day!!
#37: You pay $10,000 for the name before you get any motorcycle!!!
#38: I already get enough exercise, why would I want to get more pushing a Harley back to the house?
#39: I'll never buy from a company that can say that 95% of the motorcycles they've made are still on the road today......Because the other 5% made it home.
#40: Its not even "all American made" as advertised. (Porsche AG makes the V-Rod engines)
#41: Chaps make my butt look big.
#42: The Village People already have a "biker".
#43: I don't want ugly tweaker chicks trying to suckstart it for practice.
#44: It has less HP than my GF's 600 and weighs twice as much.
#45: It don't like bikes that require a calendar to time it's E.T at the drag strip.
#46: I wear a helmet when I ride a motorcycle.
#47: Retards don't worship the bike I ride, those in the know do.
#48: Closest bar to my house is about 5 miles away, too far to push drunk.
#49: Floor in my garage is spotless, can't keep the Harley in there.
#50: The chrome wont get ya home.
#52: I refuse to take sewing lessons just so I can stitch those snazzy looking patches on my riding jacket!
#53: I like to shower and brush my teeth everyday.
#54: The only time I would feel comfortable wearing a doo rag, a leather vest, and a leather wrist band would be if it was Halloween night.
#2: I'm a man, I don't need a vibrator.
#3: If it won't go over 120 mph and do the quarter mile in under 12 seconds, I might as well drive my car.
#4: These things lose nuts and bolts left and right, there is $1000 fine for littering on the highway here in the Sunshine State.
WHAT!!!!!....I couldn't hear the question over the NOIZE!!!! - is that #5
#6: Here in the US we love corners and unfortunately Harleys don’t.
#7: So you aren’t associated with the morons who buy HD because it is the Red Blooded American thing to do, by supporting an American company.
#8: $20,000 for 58hp, are you freaking kidding me???
#9: You could buy image for less + Harley accessories are cheap shit!
#10: I don’t own a truck or trailer.
#11: Because my wife is not a fat ass.
#12: Waddya mean I gotta get a tattoo???
#13: My tool box won't fit on the bike.
#14: Because I love to actually RIDE my motorcycle!
#15: I don’t want to be in Easyrider Magazine.
#16: I'm not a "Biker", I'm a "Motorcyclist" Dammit!
#17: Leather underwear sticks to my ass!
#18: My wife does not like to flash in public.
#19: Because turning gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower causes global warming.
#20: I bought my bike because I love to ride, not because I need an excuse to go to bars and drink.
#21: I ride to ride, not to play dress-up.
#22: I can find my way home without leaving an oil trial to follow.
#23: I really don't care about resale value.
#24: 40% of new Harleys and accessories are made in China.
#25: I still have all my teeth.
#26: I'm allergic to chrome trimmed ugly!
#27: I wave at other people riding on two wheels.
#28: Draggin' footboard ain't my idea of hitting the twisties hard.
#29: I'm not into tossing mopeds for distance.
#30: My H-D is worth more than I bought it for. I'd like to sell it now.
#30: I’m not willing to pay for an overpriced POS because it has sat in some yuppies garage for 10 years collecting dust.
#31: I just cant seem to find a snazzy looking enough leather vest to match my leather socks.
#32: I already have a full-time job. I cannot justify the time requirement to keep one running.
#33: I'm not interested in beads being a requirement for hot Babes to show me their hooters.
#34: I'm not interested in making the annual pilgrimage to
the Mecca (Harley plants) to pay homage to the Harley Gods.
#35: Where the hell is Sturgis, South Dakota and why the hell would I want to go there?
#36: All Harley drags!!?? This is gonna take all day!!
#37: You pay $10,000 for the name before you get any motorcycle!!!
#38: I already get enough exercise, why would I want to get more pushing a Harley back to the house?
#39: I'll never buy from a company that can say that 95% of the motorcycles they've made are still on the road today......Because the other 5% made it home.
#40: Its not even "all American made" as advertised. (Porsche AG makes the V-Rod engines)
#41: Chaps make my butt look big.
#42: The Village People already have a "biker".
#43: I don't want ugly tweaker chicks trying to suckstart it for practice.
#44: It has less HP than my GF's 600 and weighs twice as much.
#45: It don't like bikes that require a calendar to time it's E.T at the drag strip.
#46: I wear a helmet when I ride a motorcycle.
#47: Retards don't worship the bike I ride, those in the know do.
#48: Closest bar to my house is about 5 miles away, too far to push drunk.
#49: Floor in my garage is spotless, can't keep the Harley in there.
#50: The chrome wont get ya home.
#52: I refuse to take sewing lessons just so I can stitch those snazzy looking patches on my riding jacket!
#53: I like to shower and brush my teeth everyday.
#54: The only time I would feel comfortable wearing a doo rag, a leather vest, and a leather wrist band would be if it was Halloween night.