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93zm6tally
11-09-2003, 09:51 PM
I drive a purple pearl Z28 that is mostly stock. I try to work on the car more than I do but lately it's been getting difficult what with having to take my Geritol four times a day just to stay alert. I've also got to tell you that it's a bitch getting my coveralls on and off quickly enough to relieve myself with my weak bladder and swollen prostate. I have however, recently come up with a solution and have purchased a case of "I just cramped my pants" diapers, so now when I'm under the car and I have to go I just crap my pants, it's very convenient but a little slippery and smelly sometimes.

My best time is in my signature but what it doesn't show is the 5 minute R/T mainly because I forgot I was racing, but when I remembered, (after I had crapped my pants), I put the pedal to the metal and changed my "I just crapped my pants" diaper after the run.

My latest mod includes a custom bracket for storing my walker in the back seat, very convenient, because last time I was in the staging lanes I had to use my "I've fallen and I can't get up beeper" so that some fellow TMCA members would help me back in the car. My planned mods include a new helper drivers seat that I'm working on with the help of my good friends at the "AdjustOMatic" bed company that will help me be able to get in and out of the car without assistance.

I hope to meet you all sometime but I keep forgetting how to get back to the lot, (last time I didn't get home for a week). Anyways the folks here at the retirement center are cheering me on, they really don't know what for because their minds are gone, but it's somehow comforting.

brandboZ28
11-09-2003, 09:55 PM
:lol:

jess
11-09-2003, 09:57 PM
Grandpa, i told you not to come on this site embarrassing me like that. Let me know if I can pick you up some more "i think i crapped my pants" on the way to the retirement home.

93zm6tally
11-09-2003, 10:01 PM
Grandpa, i told you not to come on this site embarrassing me like that. Let me know if I can pick you up some more "i think i crapped my pants" on the way to the retirement home.

I don't know about that Jess, Brian always gets a little upset when I try and grope you, and I've been on hyper doses of Viagra for awhile now.

Slush
11-09-2003, 10:02 PM
Mark, every once in awhile you are just too damn funny.

the other 99% of the time I just laugh to make you feel better

jess
11-09-2003, 10:03 PM
Half the time you really aren't groping me, Bryan bought a blow up doll and told you it was me... oops we thought you knew.
I thought the doctors took the Viagra pills away after we caught you with you legs behind your head.

93zm6tally
11-09-2003, 10:18 PM
Half the time you really aren't groping me, Bryan bought a blow up doll and told you it was me... oops we thought you knew.
I thought the doctors took the Viagra pills away after we caught you with you legs behind your head.

Damn the doctor told me it was his way of giving me a rectal exam. I should have known when I felt both of his hands on my shoulders.