Kinson Cook, Jr
08-27-2008, 07:58 AM
A few minutes before church services started, the people were sitting in their
pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon, everyone had exited the church, except for one old man calmly sitting in
his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
So Satan went up to the old man and asked,
'Don't you know who I am?'
'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?'
'Nope, sure ain't.'
'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?'
'Don't doubt it for a minute.'
'Do you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony
for all eternity?'
'Yep', was the calm reply.
And you're STILL not afraid of me?!' asked Satan.
'Nope.'
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, WHY aren't you afraid
of me?!!'
The man calmly replied ... 'Been married to your sister for 68 years.'
pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon, everyone had exited the church, except for one old man calmly sitting in
his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
So Satan went up to the old man and asked,
'Don't you know who I am?'
'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?'
'Nope, sure ain't.'
'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?'
'Don't doubt it for a minute.'
'Do you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony
for all eternity?'
'Yep', was the calm reply.
And you're STILL not afraid of me?!' asked Satan.
'Nope.'
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, WHY aren't you afraid
of me?!!'
The man calmly replied ... 'Been married to your sister for 68 years.'