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mac_24_seven
09-29-2008, 11:02 AM
I recieved this email yesterday.

"TOTAL CONFIDENCTIAL
Barr. Jose Pedro.
Private Email:josepedro2020@sify.com
ATTN: Sir/Madam
We do not know each other, but you are the only person I sent this email with hope to get a positive and sincere response, in order to go into a deal that would bring life fortune to both of us.
I am Barrister, Jose Pedro solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Engr. Morris Gad , who was a Contractor and has spent most of his life in my country (Spain ).

On the 19th of April 2006, my client, his wife and their only son were involved in a ghastly car accident along Pinto express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to his embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but all efforts was unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you and solicit for your assistance as a foreigner to execute the claim of this fund.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the assets and Capital valued at US$18.5million left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank in Madrid Spain where these huge deposits were lodged. The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of Kin or have the account confiscated within the next twenty-one Official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek the consent to present you as the Next of kin to the deceased since no-one has come for the fund, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. The request of a foreigner as the next of kin in this transaction is occasioned by the fact that my client was a foreigner and the money cannot be paid into a local bank here, so it will be better for you to stand as the next of kin to my client. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.
All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please reply via e-mail at; josepedro2020@sify.com

Waiting to hear from you

Best regards,

BARR. JOSE PEDRO"

I have'nt received one of these in a very long time, so I figured I'd play with em.


Hello!!! I would LOVE to help you out! I know it has to be heartbreaking to lose a family member.. I know how it is.

I recently lost my favorite uncle in a most unfortunate farming accident. He owned a farm raising chickens for food. He had been scraping up the feces of the chickens and had a pile made up in a corner of the building. His sister called him to let him know their son had been eating crayons again. They've had a terrible time trying to get him to stop eating things, but have been unsuccessful at doing so.

Anyway, as he turned around to look at her, he somehow slipped on the wet cement (it had been raining the night before and water had blown in through the gap at the bottom of the doors) hit his head on the wall and fell unconscious into the rather large pile of chicken poop he had scraped up... ultimately suffocating him, as he fell face down.

His sister came out a few minutes later when he hadn't showed up yet to find the horrible scene. Cops questioned her, but there was no fowl play involved and it was deemed an accident (albeit horrible).

They've been going through a hard time with child protection agencies, insurance, things like that so it's been rough. I've been trying to help them out anyway I can.

This money would definitely be the answer to my prayers!

Just let me know what I need to do!!

Thanks so much!
Kentucky F.C.

We'll see how long he plays along. And yes, I meant for it to be corney :P

tanglewood
09-29-2008, 11:51 AM
Why not actually "play" with them? Act serious about doing it and see how far you can go without sending them any personal information or breaking the law.

Get the forged check in the mail and turn their ass in somehow. That would be funny to post an image of the forged check they send...

hungryjack
09-29-2008, 12:30 PM
"Fowl Play"

Love it.

RBPOWER
09-29-2008, 04:32 PM
set up a new account at the bank...put in the start up money then withdraw it all but a few $ then wait an see the rest vanish.