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slmdLS1
05-13-2009, 07:29 PM
Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo (http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/)


ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

Whigout
05-13-2009, 07:35 PM
Umm wow!!

v8minus2
05-13-2009, 09:16 PM
i'm not real sure how to respond to this?

pat94cobra
05-13-2009, 10:48 PM
Think thats real? If so thats incredible

FlamingStang
05-13-2009, 11:03 PM
... really? Its hard to believe someone would be dumb enough to try that, I mean how does the thought process go?

"Well I need to get off and all I have is this jack hammer... It vibrates hard enough to break through concrete, I suppose it can't hurt that bad."

go_speed_go
05-14-2009, 11:04 AM
So does that make her fucking stupid as well as fucking dead?

SingleSlammerEX
05-14-2009, 12:11 PM
wow........just wow. I don't know how or why she would have ever thought that that would be a good idea. Ouch..:-o

BlackBetty
05-14-2009, 12:58 PM
Bob's Island Bar, Olongapo, Phillipines...this ain't nothing but a case of operator error:clap:

sstony
05-14-2009, 04:57 PM
^^^lmao^^^

Bryan02TA
05-14-2009, 06:05 PM
That's awesome, I just wonder why she was in her driveway doing this? A jackhammer to the vagina sounds pretty cool, but do it in your house for gods sake.

KillerSS
05-14-2009, 09:30 PM
So, one neighbor called the cops....how many more probably saw it and video taped it? I mean, people are stupid....but wow....I think I need to see some evidence.