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jess
12-03-2003, 11:09 AM
Twas the night of the big game, and all through the Swap,
The Gators all thought they were going to romp

They jumped off the line with a quick three points,
I saw Clint Mitchell in the parking lot, sniffing glue and selling joints.

Rix brought the Noles back with a TD lob,
to the 6 foot 1 Junior, Number 21, D-Rob

X-Man and Leach traded three point kicks,
Then play action pass, Matt Henshaw for six!

We're whipping the gates, like we all know we should,
17-6 at the half, Bobby's boys looking good

The third quarter starts and the noles drop a sure pick,
and Chris leak and the lizards tie things, real quick.

Rix rolls to the right, and DAMMIT! A fumble!
There goes Keiwan, a 77 yard rumble.

We're up and we're down, like a damn teeter-totter,
Hey! Look! Nice mullet on that gator fans daughter

Chris puts us ahead with quarterback sneak,
then Troupe hauls in a beauty from QB Chris Leak

Things look bad in Hogtown, the Noles are all done,
the gates lead it late, Thirty Four - Thirty One.

Then something happened that would make Noles fans scream,
Chris Rix to D-Robinson on Fourth and Fourteen!

One thing left to do, Rix rolls right and KABLAM!
A 52 yard strike to PK "Party Killer" SAM!!

X-Man converts and we lead by four,
Now we call on the Defense to please bar the door!

On Darnell! On Kevin! On Augustin and Pope! On Boulware, Samuels and Rufus,
we never lost hope! 38-34,

Final! Then a post game fight...
Only the Gators could lose twice in one night

GO NOLES!!

:p

96s10
12-03-2003, 01:03 PM
nice

Gt
12-03-2003, 01:05 PM
haha, thats pretty funny :)

towelie
12-03-2003, 02:34 PM
man that was the best poem i have ever heard where did you find that

shock6791
12-03-2003, 02:35 PM
hell yeah 8)

Bryan02TA
12-03-2003, 09:03 PM
that was great