whats your battelcry?

[slmdLS1]

http://www.madville.com/link.php?id=59014&t=20


Running through the steppes, wielding a thorned whip, cometh 1500sleeper! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!"

[T]

Hark! Who is that, stalking out of the steppes! It is T, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!!"

[Slow ET]

Lo! Who is that, running through the desert! It is SOM Pig, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you turn magenta!" <--- new sig material

[sstony]

Zang! who is that running amidst the icy wasteland! it is SSeeya, hands clutching a reflective halberd! and with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! i shall traumatize the entire planet.

awesome :mad:

[Greg Kulbick]

I had a couple good ones:

Lo! Who is that, prowling over the tarmac! It is Greg, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"

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Running amidst the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh FL Zinc! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm seriously going to punch you into the fast lane!"

[XS CASH]

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the hotel lobby! It is XS CASH, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path like a river of pure piranha!"

[JD]

Who is that, sprinting over the freeway! It is JD, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you with such wanton cruelty, it will be a new form of crime!"


I'm suddenly feeling somewhat violent...

[hobbstc]

Striding amidst the icy wasteland, carrying a burning branch, cometh Hobbstc! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a maraschino cherry!!!"

[Gt]

Who is that, stalking over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Gt, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you beyond your expiration date, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"

[redmach1]

Who is that, skulking amidst the wasteland! It is Redmach1, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, your timbers will shiver!!!"

[fatkid]

Rampaging on the steppes, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh 96_ws6! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to punch you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into a giant spork!!!"

[97TA]

Sprinting out of the tarmac, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh 97TA! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to fuck you all the way to Wackersdorf!"

:shrug: I don't know where Wackersdorf is, but this chick better be hot!

[01COBRA]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the plains! It is Lazer01cobra, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"


Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Robert, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!!"

[17TH SVT]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the candy store! It is Florida-Five-0, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you like it's a new extreme sport!"

[Kinson Cook, Jr]

Hark! Who is that, stalking over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kinson, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to clobber you into the fourth dimension!!!"

Or with the full name:

Stalking through the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Kinson Cook, Jr! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to smash you so forcibly, it will be a new form of crime!!"

[Tally TransAm]

Who is that, skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Tally TransAm, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to flog you until you bleed puke, and throw you out the window!!"

[TurboBuickGN]

Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the wasteland! It is TurbobuickGN, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars vengefully:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!"


Stalking out of the fields, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Evox15! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to smash you so badly, you will see ultraviolet!!"

[01COBRA]

Lo! Who is that, prowling through the freeway! It is ROBERT BRYANT STRIPLING, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

[TurboBuickGN]

Striding out of the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh 85trueno! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

[Jeffro]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Jeffro, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams ominously:

"For the love of beatings, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

[Slush]

Zang! Who is that, running on the cliffs! It is Slush, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls ominously:

"I'm going to smash you into the fast lane!"

[96s10]

Sprinting along the terrain, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh 96s10! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"In the name of malice, I tear into the enemy faster than the super-flu!!"

[01COBRA]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the wasteland! It is Bryant, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!"

[carbureted]

Sprinting across the tundra, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Carbureted! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"

[Interceptor]

Running along the hotel lobby, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Interceptor! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord with reckless abandon!"

Nice!!!!!!!!!!

[towelie]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is Towelie, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you until your mom feels it in her womb, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"
:flip2:

[Mr_Bond]

Who is that, running over the plains! It is Mr_Bond, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you so badly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"