The Story....

[louy99]

Ok this is how it will work. I will start out with a line, then somebody else will come in and continue the story. Try not to lead it to a dead end...


Once upon a time there was...

[IUP99snake]

a shifter of destruction that...

[Tally TransAm]

got wedged sideways in some poor girls rectum

[louy99]

so she went to the doctor and the doctor sayed....

[slowLX]

may i power shift that for you, and she replied...

[Spinner]

you could try, but it's from a sequential

[louy99]

suddenly a midget came in the operating room and....

[brandboZ28]

jumped on a pogo stick and shouted...

[Spinner]

God Save The Queen

[brandboZ28]

but the queen is already damned because the king killed her and buried her in the...

[louy99]

garage at T's house behind the washer and dryer. later that day....

[brandboZ28]

when T was doing laundry and he found her and called the police only after he...

[Mr_Bond]

hit the bitch in the jaw, and yelled...

[96s10]

harder damnit harder!! just the the policeman walked in

[slowLX]

soon he and the his partner had a foursome goin' (ewww), just then they...

[96s10]

T was the first to blow when suddenly, the queen came back to life

[fatkid]

and said what the fuck is goin on, and the cop replied.....

[Tally TransAm]

shut up bitch before i dirty sanchez your ass

[brandboZ28]

The queen replied, "I prefer the "Stevie Wonder" if you dont mind so the cop preceded to...

[louy99]

do FGP (Freaky Gay Postions) with his partner while T took lots of pictures....

[brandboZ28]

which WALMART would not develop because of the "ADULT" content so T was forced to...

[louy99]

go back to school and take film developing 101....

[brandboZ28]

where while in the library, T discovered that his lover, the queen, turned out to be the same poor little girl who had a shifter of destruction lodged sideways up her rectum which led T to believe that...

[louy99]

the queen is his twin sister separated at birth. T was so excited that he....

[brandboZ28]

decided to go on a shopping spree and bought 3...

[Highway Hero]

pairs of thongs which he

[louy99]

wears on tuesdays at the sonic meeting and on fridays at the lot meeting. meanwhile, walmart was having a sale on....

[brandboZ28]

shoelaces, fish food, the Rolling Stones box set, and snow tires. Walmart sold out of...

[louy99]

rice cuz russ bought all of it...

[brandboZ28]

and intended to give the rice to Louis so he could throw it at the Fobra R because...

[louy99]

but luis didnt throw all of it to the fobra R. he decided to cook some of the rice and feed it to the umpalumpa's that jon is hidding in his apartment for....

[Signal 12]

a sacred ancient act Jon worships and practices called...

[brandboZ28]

his new years eve party but Jon cant get them to stay quiet so the landlord made him...

[fatkid]

give him head while all the meanwhile the landlords wife was.....

[brandboZ28]

Cooking some spaghetti in the tailpipe of a geo at the same time that...

[fatkid]

The ricer next to him was making coffee in his Coffee can mufler while his mom was.....

[louy99]

making out with her lesbian friend. T was also taking pictures of that because...

[brandboZ28]

he has a foot fetish and he likes to drink ovaltine while...

[Greg Kulbick]

calling all of you gay for doing this. I for one, agree with him.

[Tally TransAm]

then greg came in, having sex with a grapefruit with a banana in his butt

[brandboZ28]

talking his mumbo jumbo when he realized that not everyone in this thread is gay, just him and that made him feel...

[Greg Kulbick]

Time out, does the grapefruit have a banana in it's butt? If the grapefruit is taking on me and a banana its a trooper. You're all still gay.
:finger:

[slowLX]

that made him feel...
like he's in a car made out of vinyl and body kits and huge wings and false nos buttons and hood scoops and roof scoops and fender scoops and then he said...

[brandboZ28]

I like the way these cars feel. They are faster than my Mustang on nitrous but maybe its me, I cant...

[Greg Kulbick]

tell comparing my car to that slow ass yellow Camro behind me.

[96s10]

i just wish it was as fast as that blue minitruck that just flew by me

[brandboZ28]

but the only reason the yellow Camaro isnt as fast as the yellow Mustang is because it has 50 bent pushrods but its ok because...

[T]

girls like broken rods when

[96s10]

they're trying to clean their toilet from when the umpaloompas...

[fatkid]

Fell in them cause there so tiny and when the girls pull them out they.......

[brandboZ28]

make funny little noises that make the girls giggle and say, I like bent rods but only when they are...

[Mr_Bond]

inserted in my huge ass, while watching Bert and Earney...

[Greg Kulbick]

Suddenly Greg burst in and said, "Where the fuck are all you bastards today? I'm bored at work and need to be entertained by your mediocre posts! Shape up ya fucks."

[Mr_Bond]

Greg quickly snaps up from his day dream and find himself slowly gazes at the camel foot of the current poster's avartar and proceeds to....

[Greg Kulbick]

order car parts so she'll deliver to me.

[Mr_Bond]

As the UPS girl ponders the phone order, she decides she would not be satisfied with the dimension of the 4.6 "short" blocks, and quickly suggests...

[Greg Kulbick]

that she go anyway because they're so wide, and they have big heads.

[Mr_Bond]

Realizing, after she hung up the phone, that she rather have the deep stroke of the GM 5.7 LT1, she sends her big head loving friend "fox body".

[Greg Kulbick]

That's not funny, man. :(

[Greg Kulbick]

The stroke difference is only 2mm. 2mm doesn't make a difference when its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[96s10]

once again, greg messes up the story

[Greg Kulbick]

I'm ok with that.

[Signal 12]

then greg came in, having sex with a grapefruit with a banana in his butt

:funny: LOL

[96s10]

:funny: LOL

mike then laughs at the fact that he himself will now only have one vagina for the rest of his life.

[jlaw]

jesus fuck christ, why is this thread not dead yet?

http://www.modularracing.com/images/therespie.jpg

[slmdLS1]

:funny: LOL

mike then laughs at the fact that he himself will now only have one vagina for the rest of his life.


....meanwhile jon is attempting to show us the photo album of his animal lovers while 96s10....

[Spinner]

continues to fly down the road. he must have been going 110 when I passed him :flip2:.

[Signal 12]

:funny: LOL

mike then laughs at the fact that he himself will now only have one vagina for the rest of his life.

there's always the poop-shoot :fluffy:

[brandboZ28]

:funny: LOL

mike then laughs at the fact that he himself will now only have one vagina for the rest of his life.

there's always the poop-shoot :fluffy:
:funny: :T:


:lol:

[louy99]

jesus fuck christ, why is this thread not dead yet?


because the queen is not dead yet....

[slmdLS1]

because the queen is not dead yet........so the queen says to her king...... :D :taunt:

[Greg Kulbick]

What the fuck is wrong with you, you son of a bitch?

[slmdLS1]

What the fuck is wrong with you, you son of a bitch?...her reply being "sometimes we do that" infuriated greg even more than digging up old post so he....

[Greg Kulbick]

so he let this thread die and then punched Brandon right in the dick for being a complete asshat. THE END.

[slmdLS1]

so he let this thread die and then punched Brandon right in the dick for being a complete asshat...


meanwhile the queen is trying to ban greg.




ps.http://www.stang.cc/tmcaalbums/Smilies-2/asshat.gif

[ju015dd]

:funny:

[Bullhead00]

meanwhile the queen is trying to ban greg.




ps.http://www.stang.cc/tmcaalbums/Smilies-2/asshat.gif

ROFL!!!! :funny: :funny:

[Bullhead00]

...her reply being "sometimes we do that" infuriated greg even more than digging up old post so he....

...ran to get some vaseline for his...

[01COBRA]

....DIE OLD POST, DIE.......


Damn thread diggers.

[madderhatter]

...ran to get some vaseline for his...
...hotdog that he accidently threw down the "hall" (if that's what he's calling it these days). Upon closer inspection he realized it wasn't a "hall" but it was ...


I'm way late but had to get my blurb in. Power to the thread !!! :D

[J8127]

Jeremy's ass hole.

[SloNLo_350]

Jeremy was so suprised to find a hotdog lodged in his ass, that he went to the doctor, and the case reminded the doctor of ...

[J8127]

Chase's last visit.

[SloNLo_350]

Chase and Julian burst into X's house and catch him mastubating to gay porn. CHase points towards X and yell's, "THATS HIM" and Julian promptly empties 7 9mm rounds into his chest and 2 into his forehead, just in case, X's mom hears the commotion and ...

[GMMAN]

tried to get up, but I had a good grip on the back of her head so she finished blowing me and I told her to go see what the fuck that was and to bring me a fucking beer when she comes back...

[J8127]

she comes back and says by the way im 54, here's your beer.

[GMMAN]

:shrug: , head is head. The lack of teeth was nice!

[J8127]

:shrug: , head is head. The lack of teeth was nice!

:funny: you douche bag, :funny: