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IUP99snake
06-17-2003, 11:32 PM
Funniest thing ever. for those of you that missed sonic tonight.

Ok, we were all talkin about gettin a stripper, which evolved to porn, which evolved to talking about the bangbus, which eventually led to talking about bums and the "bumfights" video circulating the net.

I was explaining how i was bombarded by this fat bum at wendy's on tennesee street asking me for 27 cents so he could buy a new pack of peanuts.

Mike was all goofed up, and he was further explaining to us about how the narrator on "bumfights", portraying the character like "steve irwin, the crocodile hunter" goes about the streets of LA, and hogties and humiliates bums on camera.

Right in the middle of this conversation, a freakin bum walks up and sits down right at the table amongst us. Mike notices him and says "god damn the irony of it all" It was sooo fucken hilarious!!! and then, mike asks him if he's ever seen the bumfights video. He replied with "I dont have my VHS anymore"

When we were leaving, he asked us for money... mike gave him a buck, and I gave him the last beer that we had. He said "god bless" just like EVERY BUM SAYS when you give them something, and dissapeared into the lake abyss across the street.

fucken hilarious!!

-Homer
T
06-18-2003, 12:40 AM
Sounds like you needed the "bumflector"

buy it in stores now
Tally TransAm
06-18-2003, 12:40 AM
speaking of bums

after mikes inspiration i downloaded "Bum Fights" of kazaa

you wanna see some fucked up bums and some kids getting the FUCKING SHIT kicked outta them, download this video
jlaw
06-18-2003, 12:43 AM
Which one did you download? I grabbed it also, it was like 600 megs!
Tally TransAm
06-18-2003, 12:46 AM
same one
jlaw
06-18-2003, 01:07 AM
Word
T
06-18-2003, 01:12 AM
evolve change your fucking title please.
jlaw
06-18-2003, 02:20 AM
t change your fucking title please
Signal 12
06-18-2003, 10:16 AM
That was some fun shit :lol:
T
06-18-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by "evolve"

t change your fucking title please

I shall always be the 3 wipe master
Jericho574
06-18-2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by "T"


t change your fucking title please

I shall always be the 3 wipe master

How exactly does one become a master of the triple wipe?
97MattGT
06-18-2003, 04:13 PM
well, i could be a 3 wipe master if i wanted to, but i'm good with just 2. 8)
Jericho574
06-18-2003, 04:17 PM
T, would u like to respond?
T
06-18-2003, 11:53 PM
Im not saying Im god or anything. But if you took shits like I do on the regular, then 3 wipes would be hard. Ive just got it mastered due to the fact that my toliet cant handle more than three wads of toliet paper. Wipe on Matt!
bloodninja
06-19-2003, 01:22 AM
I regularly get a good three flushes in. :o

I wipe like Ron Jeremy after work.
Bryan02TA
06-19-2003, 05:01 PM
about 2 months ago i was at sonic and a bum walked up. Mitch was there, and for those that know mitch know that he will say anything to a bum. He screwed with the guy for a while telling him to go lite his cigarette on the stove inside Sonic, then the guys walks off and falls into oncoming traffic......it was funny as shit. I thought he was gonna get creamed, but his head popped up from behind the bushes and he was ok.................stupid bums!!
brandboZ28
06-19-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by "97_Stang"

about 2 months ago i was at sonic and a bum walked up. Mitch was there, and for those that know mitch know that he will say anything to a bum. He screwed with the guy for a while telling him to go lite his cigarette on the stove inside Sonic, then the guys walks off and falls into oncoming traffic......it was funny as shit. I thought he was gonna get creamed, but his head popped up from behind the bushes and he was ok.................stupid bums!!

I remember that. That was hilarious!!! :lol: