Deer Season-365 days a year!

[Osceola16]

F*cking deer season should be 365 days a year! There are way to many damn dear out there. I left my gfs house at 11pm tonight, and just arrived home at 3:44am, Due to a f*cking deer running out in front of me on a dirt road my gf lives on. The damn deer run out in front of me, on a almost 90 degree curve, i tapped the breaks, and the sliding began!...Luckily all i hit was a mound of dirt, and a few shrubs, on my way to the ditch... I barely missed two pine trees on both sides of the truck, it looked liked i intentionally parked between them. It bent the bumper a little, and broke the plastic piece under it...

So in con-clusion...All hunters and big truck drivers, HIT/KILL EVERY DEER YOU SEE!!pls

[fishin-nole]

:duhidea: Sounds like a good reason to call in sick on a Friday. :tu:

[Osceola16]

sitting here....my feet hurt like a b*tch...GOt the phone in my hand..What to do? WHat to do?

[coonbottom]

do a search and find the deer incident by Jeffro
i completely agree

"in order for the deer to live...we have to kill them. Thin the heards!"

[Sandstone VR-4]

Years ago, I never used to buy the whole argument that there were so many damned deer around. About a year ago, I was driving back up 27 from a weekend in Tampa and I swear that I saw literally THOUSANDS of deer on the sides of the road between there and here. It was white knuckle driving at 45mph the whole way because I was sure one of those bastards would jump out in front of me. To this day, I've never seen anything like it. Every 1/8 mile, there were clusters of 5-6 deer in the median and on the sides of the road... crazy shit, I tell you.

[Firehawk6998]

you could do like my cousin....
...he had one of those older model ford rangers, like a late 70's model, anyways...he had big tires, big and heavy brush gaurd bumper, etc.
anyways, one day they were driving in front of me and my dad, the next thing we saw was them go down into the ditch and sworve a little, then come back up on the road. me and my dad was like :wtf: so we asked them wtf were they doing when we got to thier house. they said they saw a buck with a huge rack. i was like, did he run out in front of you? my cousin said, NO, he was in the ditch. LMAO, so my cousin was tring to hit the thing. i was like 8yrs old and thought it was the funniest thing.

i wouldn't suggest trying that in your fbody. lol

[coonbottom]

you are from gadsden county right?
:lol:

[Firehawk6998]

yup

[coonbottom]

thought so..my friends and family do the same thing 8)

[Firehawk6998]

they ever killed a deer with a maglight? i have. three other people were there when i chased it and wacked it in the back of the head.

my dad said that it should be one of those.. "You might be a redneck if" jokes.

[coonbottom]

no..i can say ive never killed one with anything other than my .30-06.
I knew a guy who had to beat one to death with a baseball bat. He wounded it with his black powder rifle and instead of letting it suffer while he reloaded he just beat it to death...
im not sure if that was more humane or not?

[fatkid]

i know someone who hit one with his vette and got pissed cause it damaged the car. it was lyin in the ditch twitchin makin noises so he got his bat and beat it the rest of the way dead. he was a psycho.

[Bullhead00]

I would have too if it would've ran out in front of my Vette!! Josh, that sucks man!

[Baldy]

My boss was late to work one day: "I saw my brother parked on the side of the road. He just hit and killed a deer. So I took the deer home and cleaned it before I came to work." I don't know why, but I thought that was hilarious.

[Osceola16]

I cant stand deer and hogs on the road...Taste good, but damn it pisses me off to have to white knuckle it the whole way home...

I saved my buddie from a hurting with a hog not long ago..My buddys got a red 02 SS camaro..We were on out way back from gainsville :wicked: and he lead almost the whole way...And just on the inside of the taylor county line, i decided to pass him...and about 5 minutes later..WHAM!! A fucking hog run out in front of me at about 70mph...It fucked up the plastic piece on the bumper...BROKE a tranny line going into the cooler...Like a dum ass..I got pissed off...and drove it to our shop..IT WAS POURING fluid...i had to let it coast into the shop...wasnt going anymore...No tranny damage though..(knock on wood)

But im thankful it hit me, and not him...only cost about 150$ to fix the damage...I am pretty sure it would have DONE ALOT MORE to his SS.....

[slmdLS1]

we have a member by the name of jeffro/sleeper around here, therefore deer stay the fuck away from tallahassee, which is why we always see them on the other side of t-ville on the way back form the track, or on 27 just this side of perry...not that any of us here actually go to perry.

[Osceola16]

we have a member by the name of jeffro/sleeper around here, therefore deer stay the fuck away from tallahassee, which is why we always see them on the other side of t-ville on the way back form the track, or on 27 just this side of perry...not that any of us here actually go to perry.
whatcha trying to say? Scared ya might like it? :shrug:


JK....I dont even like it :mrgreen:

[93zm6tally]

Both my wife and son have managed to fuck up two of my cars by attacking the poor innocent deer that happen to be frolicking in the middle of the road. Around here we need some kind of CIWS weapon that incinerates deer before they hit your car.

[Osceola16]

Both my wife and son have managed to fuck up two of my cars by attacking the poor innocent deer that happen to be frolicking in the middle of the road. Around here we need some kind of CIWS weapon that incinerates deer before they hit your car.
:funny:

Hell yeah incinerate there running out in front of car asses!

Edit: Hell yeah incinerate there frolicking out in front of car asses!

[slmdLS1]

Both my wife and son have managed to fuck up two of my cars by attacking the poor innocent deer that happen to be frolicking in the middle of the road. Around here we need some kind of CIWS weapon that incinerates deer before they hit your car.

i thought thats what mustangs are for?

[Firehawk6998]

lmao, so thats what stangs are good for!

[Osceola16]

I bet they drove it home...Now if would have been an f-body...call the tow truck.!

LOL

[Firehawk6998]

na, they would just roll over the top. j/k your prob right, fiberglass don't hold together too well on a impact.

but i never relized how low the fbody's were until i pulled up next to a toyota corolla, i swear i was lookin up at them.

[01COBRA]

Didn't Jeffro hit that deer at like 120mph or something along those lines.

[coonbottom]

Didn't Jeffro hit that deer at like 120mph or something along those lines.

it was 120 or 130 something like that

[Osceola16]

Damn...Havent seen that speed limit sign anywhere... :secret:

[slmdLS1]

Didn't Jeffro hit that deer at like 120mph or something along those lines.


"why i was doing the speed limit, 55, officer :slowet:"