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bigxmp
03-20-2005, 04:12 PM
Well, me and my roommate have been living together for a few months now. We respect each others things, and get along pretty well. I thought that he was normal, until what I walked in on him doing today...

I got home from work, and made my way up the stairs. I noticed his car outside, so I was a little suprised to find that our door was locked. Anyway, I turn the key and push open the door, and there he was, caught doin the one armed sin, and doing it right in the kitchen!

I couldnt believe my eyes. I mean, the door for the apartment is right in the kitchen, and anybody could walk in at anytime and catch him. So I opened the door and just sort of stood there in awe. His eyes got huge, and his face instantly turned red in embarrasment. There he was standing there, alone in front of me in MY HOUSE! Why would he do it in plain sight of the door? Just the excitement of being caught?! Who knows....but I will never look at him the same ever again. The worst part though...I walked in right as he was finishing, and he even had white stuff on his chin, and around his mouth. I stormed out and havent talked to him since...what should I do??




Do any of your roommates drink right from the milk jug?

*Takin from another forum*

17TH SVT
03-20-2005, 05:38 PM
thats freakin sick. what is wrong with people. who is your roomate or do i want to know

Greg Kulbick
03-20-2005, 05:58 PM
thats freakin sick. what is wrong with people. who is your roomate or do i want to know

Its not real Andy. It was also taken from another forum, as was mentioned at the end of the post.

GMMAN
03-20-2005, 06:12 PM
I made a stupid nonsensical post and got it edited.

fatkid
03-20-2005, 07:36 PM
I made a stupid nonsensical post and got it edited.
Bwhahahahahahahah

slmdLS1
03-20-2005, 08:13 PM
mike's version with the pic of his roomate was funnier.

17TH SVT
03-20-2005, 08:43 PM
thats freakin sick. what is wrong with people. who is your roomate or do i want to know
whoops hahaha

ju015dd
03-20-2005, 09:07 PM
I made a stupid nonsensical post and got it edited.
now that's just wrong :mrgreen:

Greg Kulbick
03-20-2005, 09:19 PM
No it isn't.

TylerGT
03-20-2005, 10:06 PM
"I had worthless post edited by FL Zinc and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

Greg Kulbick
03-20-2005, 10:14 PM
"I had worthless post edited by FL Zinc and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

Bitch, you ain't gonna get no t-shirt.

T
03-21-2005, 07:57 AM
The guy that posed that originally on whatever forum is a baby, or hasnt lived with people before. Ive lived in a house with 7 male roommates, and that shit isnt even close to some of the grossest shit Ive been witnessed to. Not even in the same ballpark. Anytime there is more than 1 guy living in a place, shit is gonna get gross from time to time.

PS: I bet this guy would complain if his roommate left the toliet seat up. :roll:

Bullhead00
03-21-2005, 12:03 PM
I don't complain when people leave my toilet seat up but I do put it down the next time I'm in the bathroom 8)