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Signal 12
03-29-2005, 10:59 PM
If you watch it alone and are a man...wow, no words. But if you did like me and rented it anticipating a solid chick flick to enhance night time activities with your woman...DON'T.

Getting nookie in the week to come will be like hitting a 350 yard drive out of a bunker with a 6 iron. You have been warned!

Mike
96s10
03-29-2005, 11:01 PM
what was so bad about it? my gf has mentioned seeing it and i want to know exactly what to say no to.
Signal 12
03-29-2005, 11:03 PM
what was so bad about it? my gf has mentioned seeing it and i want to know exactly what to say no to.

constant cheating, lying, bitching, crying, and no happy ending...believe me, I'm typing right now because the movie sucked donkey balls. I dare you to watch it with her...you'll feel my pain.
T
03-30-2005, 06:45 AM
I wanted to watch it since portman is in it, and she is the hottest thing next to jennifer garner.
Signal 12
03-30-2005, 08:49 AM
I wanted to watch it since portman is in it, and she is the hottest thing next to jennifer garner.

you'll enjoy her stripping with her long blonde hair :iporn:
JD
03-30-2005, 09:15 AM
I wanted to watch it since portman is in it, and she is the hottest thing next to jennifer garner.

+1 is along the same lines as mc anything and will no longer be tolerated because it is gay.
slmdLS1
03-30-2005, 04:32 PM
+1 is along the same lines as mc anything and will no longer be tolerated because it is gay.
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