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Tally TransAm
06-10-2005, 01:46 PM
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

"Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel."
towelie
06-10-2005, 01:50 PM
Vin Diesel uses the underdeveloped spleens of children from Third World countries as deoderant.

This one time at band camp, Vin Diesel ate some girl's flute.

Vin Diesel created the George Foreman grill in seven days.
Tally TransAm
06-10-2005, 01:56 PM
Vin Diesel is responsible for the maiming deaths of at least three Muppets on Sesame Street, after being asked what he'd do for a Klondike bar.
towelie
06-10-2005, 01:57 PM
Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own ass.
Tally TransAm
06-10-2005, 01:57 PM
The French don't have a word for Vin Diesel. They wanted one, but he didn't let them.
towelie
06-10-2005, 02:00 PM
Vin Diesel Once ate seven orangutans after losing a game of Go Fish to Jesus.
TurboL67
06-10-2005, 02:06 PM
Vin Diesel can cause the seasons to change with nothing more than a pixie stick and a sit-n-spin.
Sandstone VR-4
06-10-2005, 02:08 PM
Vin Diesel traded vocal cords with James Earl Jones in 1995. The American public has yet to catch on.


Vin Diesel asked himself one question. And yes, he did feel lucky. He then proceeded to disembowel Clint Eastwood. And his mother.


Vin Diesel found Sadam first, and was just keeping him in that hole to preserve freshness.
tibster
06-10-2005, 02:12 PM
"Vin Diesel downs each meal with a cupful of Tide detergent. It comes out clean and he never has to wipe because of it."
slowaltima
06-10-2005, 02:17 PM
Vin Diesel killed the Dead Sea.
tibster
06-10-2005, 02:33 PM
"Vin Diesel invented Irish dancing during the brief period when it was his fetish to staple women's arms to their torsos during sex." lol
Rotorocious
06-10-2005, 02:57 PM
Vin Diesel has had illegitimate children with the entire cast of That 70's Show - two with Ashton Kutcher.
What was your question again? Don't bother asking, because Vin Diesel told me the answer, and it's Vin fuckin' Diesel.
Baldy
06-10-2005, 02:59 PM
that's freakin' hilarious

"Vin Diesel's uvula is an eleven on The Mohs Scale of hardness for minerals. Frederich Mohs refused to adjust his scale above 10, arguing that technically Vin's uvula wasn't a mineral. For this slight Vin Diesel killed him in 1839. "
TurboL67
06-10-2005, 03:26 PM
One serving of Vin Diesel contains approximately 1337 calories



hahahah LEET!
louy99
06-10-2005, 03:46 PM
Vin Diesel once breast-fed a flamingo back to health!!

ha ha ha
fatkid
06-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Vin Diesel single-handedly cured Lance Armstrong of cancer. He was especially proud of his work with the testicles.
louy99
06-10-2005, 03:47 PM
When asked the question "What is your favorite color?", Vin Diesel simply replies, "whatever color comes out of your face when I'm done fucking it."

WOW
JCswm
06-10-2005, 06:20 PM
Vin Diesel says, "It's only domestic violence if you hit her at home."
Ok.... now I know It's fake..... I've seen his cooking show
Vin Diesel says, "It's only domestic violence if you hit HIM at home."
That's more his style!!!
Mr_Bond
06-10-2005, 06:28 PM
Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it. :lol: :lol:
GMMAN
06-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Vin Diesel once stole an X-Wing fighter jet from Luke Skywalker, flew to Earth, and said to Ashlee Simpson, quote: "STFU, before you make a total ass of yourself and your career is over!" Ashlee ignored Vin and three weeks later was caught lip synching on SNL.

Vin Diesel was circumcised at birth. His foreskin is now a professional golfer that goes by the name Tiger Woods.

Vin Diesel once raped George W. Bush, but G.W. let him off the hook because hey, he's Vin fucking Diesel.

Vin lives in a pineapple under the sea.
fatkid
06-10-2005, 07:54 PM
Vin Diesel drives a 1992 Geo Metro with a 2002 Dodge Viper engine.
towelie
06-10-2005, 07:58 PM
It may look like Vin Diesel drives an SUV around town, but what he is really driving is an intergalactic space ship from a planet with a name so complicated that the first syllable of it would collapse our ear drums and make our brain shut down for 45 days
madderhatter
06-10-2005, 08:21 PM
Vin Diesel made a sextape with Paris Hilton on her Sidekick. He later hacked into it, deleted the sextape, and distributed the rest of her information online.
madderhatter
06-10-2005, 08:24 PM
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Enjoy you bunch of Vin freaks. :secret: